I saw a funny meme with that Nordic looking dude people are trying to pass of as Jesus of Nazareth... anyhoo it said, "I met Nine Inch Nails in the flesh" and I'm still laughing cause that's funny shit right there.
Yeah jesus unfollower!!.. You're probably not even circumcised like the mythical, bronze-age prophet was.
..I know that's a sore point for some gentiles but, it's not something you want to go off halfcocked over.
And I'll bet your mum was no virgin either. Which probably pleased your old man seeing as he wasn't cuckolded by the supreme Jew.
We Christians aren't just a franchise of that Old Testament business plan you know. That scam where Isaacs gets the real estate and Ishmael gets verballed as the quintessential, perennial terrorist, who the chosen ones' actually finance and facilitate, to the purposes of Israels' genocide and disseizing of Palestinian Homelands on some bogus right to defend ourselves bullshit..
...NO! Some off us Christians are stark raving loonies, who are going to heaven to piss in J.C.s' pocket after the great battle of good and evil in the apricot fields of Israel and all the dead will rise from the earth and ascend to heaven along with all the other mental retards and mortally insecure nut jobs.
Anyway ..have you seen my teapot and my propellor hat? ...I can't find them anywhere.
I saw a funny meme with that Nordic looking dude people are trying to pass of as Jesus of Nazareth... anyhoo it said, "I met Nine Inch Nails in the flesh" and I'm still laughing cause that's funny shit right there.
lmao
Yeah jesus unfollower!!.. You're probably not even circumcised like the mythical, bronze-age prophet was.
..I know that's a sore point for some gentiles but, it's not something you want to go off halfcocked over.
And I'll bet your mum was no virgin either. Which probably pleased your old man seeing as he wasn't cuckolded by the supreme Jew.
We Christians aren't just a franchise of that Old Testament business plan you know. That scam where Isaacs gets the real estate and Ishmael gets verballed as the quintessential, perennial terrorist, who the chosen ones' actually finance and facilitate, to the purposes of Israels' genocide and disseizing of Palestinian Homelands on some bogus right to defend ourselves bullshit..
...NO! Some off us Christians are stark raving loonies, who are going to heaven to piss in J.C.s' pocket after the great battle of good and evil in the apricot fields of Israel and all the dead will rise from the earth and ascend to heaven along with all the other mental retards and mortally insecure nut jobs.
Anyway ..have you seen my teapot and my propellor hat? ...I can't find them anywhere.