Global Warming is worse in hell.
We're not worthy to be a donkey.
What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
Every time I think I’ve heard it all, I get comments that surprise me.
Here are the weirdest comments from this past week!
Swinging for the fences right out of the gate!
This dude so desperately wants to be right lol. Definitely wouldn’t be surprised if he works in law enforcement.
He loves us so much that he doesn’t destroy us! It’s important to remember that he could, though. Yeah, they’re definitely not living in fear. Not at all.
People will say that god’s ways are beyond our understanding but scoff at evolution that takes place over millions of years.
Personal incredulity isn’t a valid reason to say something isn’t real.
Um… people made them?
It’s pretty wild that people dislike what I say so much that they resort to insulting physical attributes. #JustLikeJesus
I’m happier now than I ever was as a Christian.
It’s fine for people to be religious. Some people need that. But not all of us.
I asked my good friend ChatGPT to clarify this.
My prompt:
I get a lot of comments that say that evolution isn't real or that it's just a theory. Do you have some information about the facts of evolution?
The response (after I asked it to sum it up in one short paragraph):
Evolution is a well-supported scientific theory backed by overwhelming evidence from fossils, genetics, and observed changes in species. It's accepted by over 97% of scientists worldwide and is as established in biology as gravity is in physics. In science, a theory isn't just a guess—it's a comprehensive explanation based on solid evidence. The idea that evolution is "just a theory" often comes from a misunderstanding of how scientific theories work.
Oh wow. You got me. Since any mention of Christ is good in your eyes, how about this: Jesus sucks ass.
How do they still not understand that we’re not mad at god?
Another day of being called Satan. Winning!
Also I don’t give a shit how old that reference is.
Yeah, that’s kinda the point. I bet he’s never experienced the true love and grace of Fluepola (a god I made up just now).
Yes, I’m just dying to talk to you, Brantley.
She didn’t check my pinned posts, in case you were wondering.
Yes, Christians are ALWAYS nice. Exhibit A:
Oh, you want proof that it’s a Christian? Here you go:
So, I guess I’m also a demon now?
These kinds of comments are weird. People think that something bad had to have happened for me to have this account.
Hey man, if you don’t like my account, you don’t have to be here (but he’s my biggest fan, so he won’t leave).
The ironic thing is that it’s likely he’s a climate change denier here on Earth.
Tell me more about Trump’s morals.
I actually feel sad for people like this. It’s just a kid, so please don’t go after her.
It’s sad that they live in so much fear from such an early age.
Can Satan come work on the roads here in Tennessee? They’re awful.
Again, I feel sad for these kids.
People ask me how Christianity is harmful. This is how.
Kids are told that they’re not good and that they’re unworthy.
I think you have it backward, buddy. I make these videos in response to what Christians do.
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I saw a funny meme with that Nordic looking dude people are trying to pass of as Jesus of Nazareth... anyhoo it said, "I met Nine Inch Nails in the flesh" and I'm still laughing cause that's funny shit right there.
Yeah jesus unfollower!!.. You're probably not even circumcised like the mythical, bronze-age prophet was.
..I know that's a sore point for some gentiles but, it's not something you want to go off halfcocked over.
And I'll bet your mum was no virgin either. Which probably pleased your old man seeing as he wasn't cuckolded by the supreme Jew.
We Christians aren't just a franchise of that Old Testament business plan you know. That scam where Isaacs gets the real estate and Ishmael gets verballed as the quintessential, perennial terrorist, who the chosen ones' actually finance and facilitate, to the purposes of Israels' genocide and disseizing of Palestinian Homelands on some bogus right to defend ourselves bullshit..
...NO! Some off us Christians are stark raving loonies, who are going to heaven to piss in J.C.s' pocket after the great battle of good and evil in the apricot fields of Israel and all the dead will rise from the earth and ascend to heaven along with all the other mental retards and mortally insecure nut jobs.
Anyway ..have you seen my teapot and my propellor hat? ...I can't find them anywhere.