Taylor Swift and her Godlessness

Mommy, why did he make me look like this?

What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?

I… am not sure what to say.

It’s been a very unexpected week.

I recorded some post-election thoughts HERE if you’d like to hear those.

One thing is for sure: it’s more important now than ever that those of us who speak out against Christian fundamentalism and nationalism continue to do so.

I know that my part is primarily helping people to laugh on days when they really need it, and I’m going to continue to do just that…even on days in which i don’t feel like laughing.

Let’s get into some absurd comments from this week, shall we??

I’m addicted to Christ the same way an oncologist is addicted to cancer.

Ah, yes. My life of debauchery which includes hanging out with my fiancee, scrolling on TikTok, and having the occasional THC drink.

Nah, man. I just realized that people don’t walk on water and snakes don’t talk. Et cetera.

They always think they have a mic drop moment with the “what year is it???” question.

I mean, I’ll give him points for just being direct, I guess.

Why does this sound like something an NPC in Skyrim would say to me?

“you content”

It didn’t help, budrow.

Be on the lookout for another doozy from Eric later. I can’t make myself block him because I want to see how he can top his previous comments.

I have an ego because I don’t believe the words in the Bible?

Do you have an ego problem for rejecting every other “holy” book?

Aholf Ditler…cute.

Hey look, another middle schooler who probably listens to Andrew Tate. Cool.

I just laugh, though, because ad hominem = no actual argument

So weird to be so angry about people not believing in gods.

He says he’s “not even religious.” I’m not sure I’m convinced.

I posted his comment on my story, and he DMd me some even worst stuff. It’s earned the title of “worst comment of the week”

I’m not sure I could ever explain in a way that would make sense to this person.

Yes, people cannot prove many things. How many of those things are weaponized like religion?

“Puff…alakazam” is the same as “God said ‘let there be light,’” is it not?

I just picture a group of demons gathered around, trying to think up memes to post.

Less evidence against Bigfoot than for 🙌

Less evidence against Loch Ness Monster than for 🙌

Less evidence against leprechauns than for 🙌

Less evidence against (insert whatever the f*ck you want here) than for 🙌

An example of Taylor Swift’s godlessness:

Remember that weird Eric guy? He’s back with another! This comment was so long that the whole thing wouldn’t even fit on my screen.

Eric, get some help, buddy.

Why are they convinced that we all must worship something?

Thinking critically doesn’t mean I worship myself.

I wonder if Carbon Jesus will keep that same energy when Christianity isn’t the majority here anymore.

That’s all I’ve got for now, but I’m sure I’ve received 23 more comments while writing this. Make sure to subscribe if you haven’t already!

Dog Bless You!

Kevin

Check out the Dog Bless You shirt!

It combines my two favorite things: dogs and making light of religion.

Support what I do and get exclusive content at patreon.com/jesusunfollower

Check out my merch: www.jesusunfollower.com