What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
A common misconception is that I hate Christians or make content to piss them off. In actuality, I don’t make posts for them at all, but they sure as hell find them. When they do, they make sure to let me know how much they disapprove.
I think they expect every post I make to be some well-though-out piece. Dude, my page is primarily to make people laugh.
It’s so clear, now that I’m out of church, how unbelievable it all is.
Yes, a devil led me to people who incorrectly taught me about the sky wizard.
Even if science did point to a god, why do they think it’s their specific “love me or burn” god?
I have to admit that “Go godless, get injections, go gay/trans, eat poison” would make for some pretty sick merch.
Another week, another Jesus lover telling me to end myself.
The great irony is that he would never say this to me in public.
Also, if I did this for money and fame, I’d become a Christian influencer.
No. I’m calling you out for being hateful fucks.
Damn, I got a LOT of comments about Satan/The Devil this week. I must be doing something right.
They get so mad that they fantasize about me getting in an accident.
Why is this one of their go-to’s? That my parents didn’t love me or give recognition? All because I make content about not believing in gods.
There’s no hate like Christian love.
When I post about feeling free by not going to church on Sundays, I inevitably get comments about how one hour on Sunday isn’t a big deal.
First, it’s not just one hour.
Second, it’s not about how long I’m there; it’s about the message.
You know who I feel bad for? This person. You can feel the fear in the comment he made. He feels scared and absolutely worthless.
Oh nowwww they’re gonna speak up!
Yo, they have to stop with the “I’m sorry the church hurt you” bullshit. It’s an easy cop out for them. By assuming I left because of hurt and not using my goddamn brain, they can avoid asking me any questions.
Oh yeah? Well, you can’t play tic-tac-toe on Tatooine, since we’re just naming activities and fictional places.
“Year number make god true.”
The thought of someone having a page that makes fun of Burger King is pretty funny, honestly.
They just can’t resist ad hominem arguments, can they?
So…I’m not supposed to “bash” Christianity, but it’s cool to be antisemitic?
So courageous to say you’re going to beat me up from behind a Deadpool mask.
Umm, well being a Christian is a choice…being gay isn’t. Also maybe people criticize your religion because it tells gay people they’re going to hell? Just a thought.
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Kevin
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