Whatβs up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
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Letβs get into some crazy comments that I got this week!
Iβm not sure how these people operate in day-to-day life.
What if I told you that beliefs can change? I thought I knew the truth when I was younger, but then I realized I only believed out of indoctrination and fear.
My brain hurts after reading that one.
Itβs interesting that you say that we can go look at Noahβs Ark because no we fucking canβt.
Iβm not sure if Iβve shared this one before, but itβs a classic. Why do they just assume that not believing in god means all we care about is alcohol and sex? Seems like maybe he goes to church to try to cover for the fact that he only wants alcohol and sex.
Does he want me to keep my thumb partially in my ass? Iβm confused.
Also, why canβt they ever use punctuation??
Cool. Cool.
Itβs terrifying that so many people think they would just be complete pieces of shit if not for their invisible rulemaker.
I want to believe that this comment was a joke. I want to believe thatβ¦but I donβt.
Iβm glad I donβt live in fear like that anymore.
This guy might win the award for the worst commenter of all time. Sure, Iβve been called a lot worse, but I canβt stand when someone makes so many assumptions. Literally the only thing he knows about me is that I make this content. That is allβ¦yet, he made probably 17 claims about me in this douchey block of text.
I honestly feel sorry for him. If you act this way just because someone makes content that you donβt agree with, you have to be unhappy (and, yes, thatβs me making an assumption about him, but fuck that guy).
These are the only two options: go to church out get in drunk fights.
Noβ¦ I donβt believe zoos are fake. The claim isnβt that Noah built a zoo on a ship; the claim is that Noah built a zoo on a ship with 2 of every animal on Earth that survived a global flood and that none of the animals ate each other or starved.
Where am I supposed to be leaving, exactly? The whole internet?
Itβs pretty simple. I respect the right to believe, but I donβt have to respect the beliefs, especially when the Supreme Court is changing laws because the majority of them hold those beliefs.
I can think of a few, probably.
God is a crutch for many people. They canβt fathom what life would be like if someone wasnβt looking after them. I get that. Iβve seen The Invention of Lying.
Until next week, Dog Bless You!
Kevin
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