Pro-Life Christian Strongly Supports Death Penalty
Once that fetus becomes a baby, everything changes.
In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance, local Christian man Dave Whitaker reaffirmed his unwavering support for the sanctity of life while simultaneously advocating for the government to kill people.
“I just believe all life is precious,” Whitaker said, moments before passionately defending the death penalty for anyone convicted of a violent crime. “God knit us together in the womb, and if you murder someone, you deserve to die. It’s just biblical.”
Sources close to Whitaker say he frequently shares Bible verses about the unborn on Facebook, but becomes noticeably less concerned about human dignity once the fetus exits the womb. When asked about this, Mr. Whitaker said “The government ain’t responsible for helping you once you’re born. My tax dollars don’t go to the lazy or poor.”
When reminded that Jesus specifically told people not to live by ‘an eye for an eye,’ he responded, “Yeah, but that was more of a suggestion.”
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