Peanut Butter, Mustard, & Repentance!

What did I just read?

What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?

I want to take a minute to shout out pets—our furry, feathered, or scaled companions.

They can truly get us through difficult times with their unwavering love and comfort.

That’s what I had with Bowser.

He was with me when I deconstructed my faith.

He was there when I went through my divorce.

Whenever a difficult life situation presented itself, Bowser comforted me.

Today marks 4 years since he left the world, and I miss him as much as ever.

Virtual Hangout & Book Club

In the Ex-Christian Community, we’re reading The Bible With and Without Jesus and will have a virtual hang on 12/13 to discuss!

Join here! You’ll also have access to private forums for nonbelievers.

Ok, now onto the cringey Christian comments!

This one always cracks me up… it’s the ultimate straw man. Literally putting quotation marks around things I didn’t say to misrepresent my views. Good job! Now, I won’t listen to a single thing you say.

Oh, Kristen. I don’t believe that Voldemort is real, but I can still criticize his actions.

Perhaps I say things about God’s traits because billions of people believes he exists and millions of them abuse others in his name. Just a thought.

Another instance of an atheist not understanding a hypothetical meme. Just because I make a meme that says “God when (xyz)…” that doesn’t mean that I believe god actually exists. It’s a hypothetical. C’mon, guys.

And Todd, if you’re reading this, no hate to you… just get on board the “it’s just a meme” train!

My only reaction is this:

I literally have no idea what to say. Did that actually make sense in his brain?

Imagine thinking you owned someone because a meme made you angry.

Bud, this isn’t a theology account; it’s mostly to make people exhale sharply through their noses.

Hehe. Sometimes a lack of punctuation will come back to bite ya.

Let’s recap: this dude slid into my DMs to tell me that I have hate in my heart. If what I’m doing is “hate,” then isn’t he doing the same thing?

Sir, there are 10,000 denominations.

I’m not sure which church he’s talking about, but I look forward to attending and being called a moron at the door!

We define “true” differently, Jenson.

Rebuke took a hard left here (aka a non sequitur). What does BLM and the critically unacclaimed Sound of Freedom movie have to do with Santa Claus?

I may need Tom Hanks to help decode what B is trying to say here.

And here’s your Christian bio of the week:

If you ever want to find fun bios, go to any prosperity preacher’s page on Facebook, check the comments, and click on literally anyone’s name there.

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And remember: you don’t need a god to be good.

Kevin