I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't say this...

Jacob was angry.

What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?

Every now and then, I’ll get a DM from a Christian that is completely unhinged.

This week, that was Jacob.

Jacob must have been offended by something I posted, and he felt the need to defend his God! So noble…

BASIC

INSTRUCTIONS

BEFORE

LEAVING

EARTH

Haven’t heard that one in a minute.

Another example of a straw man here. I’ve literally never met anyone who’s said “I don’t let religion rule my life.” It’s just an easy way for them to knock down an oversimplified position.

It’s also funny that Jacob acts like I’m in big trouble. Uh oh. I should have stayed in line and he wouldn’t have DM’d me on god’s behalf.

What always amazes me is that they can’t possibly just scroll… or block… or even just leave a comment! Nope. They must hit my inbox.

I’ve never DM’d a Christian because of something they posted on their page.

That’s crazy.

Also, the love of Jesus is on full display here. I can’t remember which verse it was where Jesus called nonbelievers “cock sucking vegetables,” but I know it’s in there.

Probably in Luke.

God forcing his love wouldn’t be love.

True love is saving us from a horrible eternity that he created…but only if we repent.

I was scrolling on Twitter/X the other day and saw this week’s Christian Bio of the Week!

I get real “dinner had better be on the goddamn table by 5:30 or I’m punching a hole in the wall” vibes from this one.

You don’t need a god to be good!

Kevin