GODLESS BEAST 💪
laughing at my death
What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
I’m told daily that I’m going to hell, and, honestly, I think I’d prefer that to summer in the south. I’m OVER this shit.
Fuckin cicadas while I’m trying to work.
Fuckin mosquitos every time I go outside.
Walking into spiderwebs.
Taking a shower and sweating 5 minutes later.
OVER IT.
Anyway… let’s get into some comments!
Starting strong, eh?
I hate the internet sometimes. Social media truly brings out the worst in some people, especially when they can say whatever they want anonymously.
This person is following me and said that they were just kidding/trolling. I’m honestly not sure.
Want to guess whether or not this person has a bible verse in his bio?
If you said yes, you would be correct!
The condescension is astounding. Weird how their “truth and the facts” are always just opinions.
Just because I don’t believe in a god, that means I think the universe is eternal?
Does a book being old make the contents true? Does a book being “written by thousands of people” make the contents true?
Is Repent Man the guy who shows up when Commissioner Gordon turns on the Repent-Signal?
Those of you who have been here a while might remember his sidekick, Repent Boy.
Don’t talk about my braincells if you don’t even know which form of you’re/your to use.
Ah, yes. Another shirtless theo bro talking about my weight. They have nothing to say except for personal insults. Just like Jesus!
Oh, and bible verse in bio, of course.
Aww that’s so sweet!!!
Bible verse in bio? Check.
I don’t think he made the point the thinks he made by telling me that people don’t rise from the dead.
There’s no point in trying to converse with people like this. I think I set my personal record for people blocked this week.
They can’t wait for me to go to hell.
Personally, I wouldn’t talk about someone else’s appearance if I looked like this guy, but maybe that’s just me.
“Praying for you” quickly devolved into insults.
Oh, he also sent me some DMs:
Classic Jesus follower.
It’s weird how I get called arrogant so frequently just because I don’t subscribe to their belief system.
So kind. So Christ-like.
Check out my latest YouTube video:
Dog bless you!
Kevin
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My new satirical country song “How We Do it in The South” is out now!
These fucking clowns are funny as …
Christian insanity is funny as all fuck.
Geezus! 😂🤣😂