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What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
It’s been another week full of insane comments and DMs from those who claim to be followers of Jesus.
Exhibit A:
There’s truly no hate like Christian “love.” (you can get that t-shirt HERE, by the way)
They get so angry that I criticize Christianity that they talk about my looks. Although, in their defense, Luke 69:1 says “If you have no valid response, call someone ugly.”
Ya know… sometimes I just can’t resist the low hanging fruit (pun intended).
He added “Boom” at the end, so he definitely showed me what’s what.
It’s getting increasingly more difficult to tell what’s satire and what’s not.
This one always cracks me up. “Theories made by men”… my brother in Christ, that’s exactly what the Bible is.
I’m not a ginger, and
Neither being atheist nor being a ginger is a disability, but, once again, this is what people resort to when they have nothing else.
Do I contradict what I just said about ad hominem if I call this guy Great Value Steph Curry?
“Bible morals” is pretty broad because the god of the old testament is a good bit different from how Jesus acted (allegedly).
It’s hilarious when I make a video with an intentionally deadpan delivery, and the Christians show up to tell me how empty my life is.
Remember when I said it’s hard to tell what’s satire and what’s not?
Jeez. These people vote.
This reminds me of the Heaven’s Gates & Hell’s Flames drama that was put on at my church.
A bit over-the-top.
I’m trying to follow the logic here…
I call out someone wanting my dog to be killed, so that means that I need to go work at McDonald’s?
This next series of comments is downright disgusting.
Imagine being so mad that someone doesn’t believe that you would say this about their mother.
I looked this guy up.
He’s an MMA fighter… sort of.
They really think this is a gotcha.
Check out my latest Atheist Walks YouTube video:
Dog Bless You!
Kevin
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Had a shit week and you made me LMFAO! Thank you for that! 🫶 Sincerely, Southern Fried Heathen 😈