Dinosaurs & a Tiny Apartment

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What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?

It’s been a minute since I curated the love of Christians in a newsletter format, so let’s jump right into some of the comments that I’ve received over the past month or so!

Well, those were certainly words. Thankfully, he typed in all caps, so we know that he’s legit.

If you’ve had Theophania, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Whoa, whoa, 323_oi. I’m taken.

It always baffles me that they don’t understand this. Gods don’t have to exist for people to abuse others in their name.

A deez joke will never not be funny…especially when dealing with these dorks.

God is most definitely NOT the default position. That’s ridiculous.

If I have to disprove god, then you have to disprove my 72 ft tall invisible robot.

“Nobody gives a shit,” she says. My IG account just hit 100k followers, and I get messages from people every day about how my account helps them feel less alone.

Spreading the gospel is literally telling other people that their beliefs are wrong and yours are right…

Simple. To the point. I like your style, 55.

This comment was in response to a video I did about a 5 year old playing Jesus and being crucified in a play.

I’ve watched a lot of episodes of Hot Ones, so I feel prepared.

It’s rare that I ever go more than a couple of days without a Christian telling me to take my own life.

I know that a lot of the younger generation aren’t like this, but it worries me how many of them are.

The influence of people like Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, and Charlie Kirk are evident in my comments.

Oh, so you can hear supernatural beings, but I can’t, bigayd70???

With so many pastors and Christian leaders being such strong supporters of Donald Trump, it’s no wonder young Christians feel empowered to leave comments like this.

Hate won in November.

I know it’s silly, but it’s so hard for me to not just say a random fictional character and a number when they simply put a chapter of the Bible as their entire comment.

Using gay as an insult in 2025 is…something.

Oh, Jeff. I don’t care enough about the “people of God” to try to sway them.

My account is for humor, relatability, and community. If someone starts reflecting and asking questions after seeing my content, I don’t view that as a bad thing.

Ironic.

Do these people realize that 94% of the atheists they’ve ever met don’t care enough about god or religion to even talk about it?

“X atheist who hated God”

Hmm. Something smells fishy.

Ah, yes. My father, Satin.

There seems to be something that Chris wants me to do, but I can’t quite put my finger on it…

“It does not affect you what others believe” might be the most naive take of 2025.

This reminds me of my favorite passage from the bible:

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone with a small apartment to enter the kingdom of God.

I guess I can’t expect much from someone who thinks I’m stupid for believing dinosaurs existed.

Worst Christian Comment of the Week

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This pretty much sums up my DMs: