Cringe level: 1000
It's rough out here.
What’s up, nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
Like many of you, I spend too much time on TikTok (I’ve actually been much better lately about avoiding the mindless scrolling).
The thing about the “for you” page on TikTok is that not everything it shows you is necessarily FOR YOU.
I’ve been seeing more and more Christian livestreams pop up on my feed lately.
I like to hop in there to listen to what they have to say.
And then…
The more of those I watch, the more of those that TikTok shows me.
Yesterday, I happened across a live of a girl who was sitting in her car.
She was praying for everyone in the chat who asked for it.
She was speaking in tongues (shockingly all “speaking in tongues” sounds the exact same).
Then she said “God is not the author of confusion!”
Ma’am, you were just speaking a language no one could understand…
I typed in the chat “God isn’t the author of the Bible, either.”
I didn’t get blocked, but that’s only because she didn’t see it.
Another live asked everyone to type their names in the chat, so that they could pray for us.
I couldn’t resist typing Hugh Jass.
There is no escaping the cringe…even on my personal social media accounts.
A friend of mine posted this on her Instagram stories:
Gross.
Also, you’re best friend is imaginary. Congrats.
I guess I could mute them. Maybe that’s a start.
Dial (not the soap) thinks I should just throw in the towel and believe since I can’t comprehend God.
I would have loved to have seen what his blood pressure was when I put “him/her.”
Here’s the bio of a person who said “why would god want you in heaven if you don’t believe in him?”
I’m guessing that book collection contains 1 book… or a collection of 66… however you want to look at it.
For more cringe, I watched and reviewed a Christian movie called The Lock In.
It was laughably bad.
You can check that out on YouTube or listen to the podcast!
Favorite thing I saw this week
Wendy’s has always been absolutely savage on social media:
…but I had no idea they have a TikTok account that absolutely roasts people!
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I appreciated it so much that I instantly went and got some food from there.
THAT’S how you win at marketing, people!
Until next week!
Kevin
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